I have compiled a story from my thread that will surely piss of every Newgrounder including me.

SOOO, one day I was walking to school while listening to WORKING CLASS HERO by Green Day. Then I got stopped by the police "THIS IS THE POLICE!" he says, so I say "LOL GTFO ZOMFG NOOB LOL" and continued my journey towards school. By the way, I was wearing some hard COLORFUL PLASTIC SHOES with HOLES on top of them. They are terribly COMFORTABLE!

Then I had a great conversation with my friend while listening to MAINSTREAM MUSIC. The conversation goes something like this in REAL LIFE:

"BARREL ROLL!"
"SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
"YOU FORGOT TO CHARGE YOUR LASER!"
"OH SHITZ, I C WUT U DID THAR"
"EL OH EL"
"ES TE EF YOU!"
"LAWL PWN!"
"YOUR GAY!"
"PIE"
"LAWL YOUR SO RANDOM"
"I LOVE CHEESE"
"O YA, KEEP THE RANDOMNESS COMING, LOL NUB PWNTAGE"
"LOL YA COOKIES AND YIFF YIFF"
"OMFG RANDOM LOVE"

After the conversation I was listening to the FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR on my iPod AT MAX VOLUME, to be an ATTENTION WHORE, while hating BUSH for NO REASON at all. So I attend my honors class and so I had to answer a question which goes something like this:

"SO like the uhhh questions is like ummm you see I think its like well I'm not being harsh or nuffin' but...like the answer is 2"
Then someone yells out
"YOU GOT PWNED and AMERICA SUX!" so I retaliate and say
"PIE, CHEESE AND COOKIES" and hes says
"LAWL, RANDOM FUNNY RAWFULL"

School is over, and I walk back home while listening to "LOW" and "CRANK DAT" while acting EMO. So I go on the computer and log into MYSPACE since IT is the only website that exist on the internet and I have no idea what flash is.

My display name is --XxInSeRtRaNdOmNaMeHeRexX--222115. I needed to take a picture of myself so I can ATTENTION WHORE myself out and say I am UGLY, so I can get my SYMPATHY. And of course, I got up to the MIRROR, got my camera, and made a PEACE SIGN with one hand and a ROCK ON SIGN with the other while PUCKERING MY LIPS. Then I posted this:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I AMMMM SOOOOOOOOO UGGGLLYY
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Then I logged on to RUNESCAPE and all my other MMORPGs. I keep saying "free money PL0X. PLAWKS PLAWKS PLAWKS PLOX PLOX PLOX NAO PLOX". Then I went up to some guy and said "I'm not racist or nuffin' but your just a total fucking noob, I THINK UR DOIN IT WRONG! EPIC FAIL!"

Afterwords I commenced and watched 2GIRLS 1CUP because I am HARDCORE on the internet. Then I went on MYSPACE (the only thing about the internet) and kept saying "OH HEY GUYS, I HAVE HAD SEX OVER 9000 TIMES, I DO DRUGS, AND I LOVE SHOCK SITES, O YA, PAIN OLYMPICS, ANIMAL CRUELITY, MEATSPIN, THEY ARE ALL FANTASTIC BECAUSE I AM HARDCORE". Being hardcore, I went on and spammed everything that was spammable.

I went back to my RUNESCAPE and kept saying "HEY YA'LL, I AM AZN", "AZN PRIDE", "AZN 4EVA!!!!" "AZNAZNAZN", "AZN RULEZ!!!", "HEY GUYZ, IM TOTALLY NOT ATTENTION WHORING, AND I AM AZN!!!!!"

Oh and by the way, I love to STEREOTYPE and HATE sucks. I am also RELIGIOUS.

So, one day, I decided to go to this site called Newgrounds. I went there. I instantly got flamed, because I made a thread saying "PIE"
Seriously, everyone there are fags, how could they not like THE RANDOMNESS. So I also heard of 4chan. I went there, they seemed like a more friendly community.

My self esteem and dignity died.
THEY WERE JUST SOO MEAN ;_;.